Kingdom Kickouts

“Kingdom Kickouts” is the first and only episode of “Queen Patrol Alpha.” It revolves around Gigi and Abby, two former Queens who got kicked out for being fucking fools.

Plot
Abby, a ruler of a kingdom, wakes up and talks about how miserable her day is. Her butler then comes in and tells her that a meeting is taking place. She leaves to go to the meeting. At the meeting, it’s quite obvious that majority of the rulers there are men, and there are no other women in frame, so this implies Gigi and Abby are the only women rulers there. The head ruler, some blonde guy with horse teeth, greets everybody. A shadow then explains that due to the insufficiency of money, a ruler must be eliminated. Everybody then points to Gigi and Abby, whilst Gigi sucks on ice cream. A farmer explains that they’re getting evicted because they keep spending money on sweets and eating their food. Gigi and Abby retaliate, but get thrown out anyway.

Gigi’s crown then explodes, as she cries out. Abby then rants about how misogynistic the other men were, claiming they would've kept them had they been men. She then makes a joke about mustaches and laughs at it like a weirdo. Gigi curses them out through the door, then cries over not having her sweets. Abby then says sweets are disgusting and it then begins to rain. Abby laughs at a soaked Gigi, before Gigi points out a small town.

Gigi and Abby somehow make it to a school, and Gigi managed to completely change into different clothes on the way. While they glance around the school, a random white boy sprints into frame, screaming and begging for help as John Cena chases after him. He hides behind Abby’s flat ass, and the bully leaves him alone. His name is Maverick. Gigi asks what that was about and he gawks at how sexy she is. The scene then cuts to the group walking, as they ask where they are. Maverick says that they’re in Rose Ranch, while carrying a book titled “PSG IS COOL.” An extremely obvious reference to the far superior anime. Abby then asks where the radio is before running off to buy some CDs to fuel her drug addiction. While she’s gone, Maverick asks Gigi where they’re from, and Gigi lies, saying they’re from Miami. Maverick then fumbles his words like a fucking idiot.

After a few minutes, Abby complains about how she wants to go home. Gigi blames her for all of this. They then begin fighting like dogs, before hearing a low and disgusting growl. Out of nowhere, a midget demon comes out of the floor, laughing. Gigi and Abby scream in horror. The demon acts superior to them, but he’s like 2 feet tall. Gigi insults him, saying they don’t bow down to boogers like him, before Abby calls him a “cracker-bracker.” Abby begins kicking him, and he bites onto her leg. She runs around, screaming and begging for them to help get it off. Maverick throws Gigi a fork, and Gigi stabs the shit out of the demon. The demon turns into a puddle of black ink. Abby says Maverick is pretty cool and asks if he’d like to join their group. He has a spazz attack before answering that he’d like to. The episode ends with them walking off together, pondering about whether they should get an apartment or not.

Controversy
The episode itself doesn’t have any seriously problematic things, but the day of its premiere, people immediately noticed it’s disturbing similarities with Panty and Stocking. To begin with, Gigi, the “second” protagonist, has a sugar addiction, much like Stocking from PASWG. While Abby herself doesn’t have any serious comparisons with Panty, she shares the similar overbearing and disrespectful attitude like Panty. They both do, but her more. Next, Maverick is the only boy in their group and seemingly a “dork.” He is very anxious, shy, and very flustered. He happens to have a crush on Gigi, just like Brief from PASWG had a crush on Panty.

The entire plot of the show itself is similar to PASWG. Two former shitheads coping with the fact that they’re nothing now, whilst fighting off demons. In fact, the only demon in the episode looks EXACTLY like any other demon from PASWG.